{"id":1624,"date":"2014-12-10T04:07:28","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T04:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/12\/10\/you-cant-give-her-that-she-screamed-its-not\/"},"modified":"2014-12-10T04:07:28","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T04:07:28","slug":"you-cant-give-her-that-she-screamed-its-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/12\/10\/you-cant-give-her-that-she-screamed-its-not\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>You can\u2019t give her that!\u2019 she screamed. \u2018It\u2019s not safe!\u2019<br \/>\nIT\u2019S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY\u2019RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.<br \/>\n\u2018She\u2019s a child!\u2019 shouted Crumley.<br \/>\nIT\u2019S EDUCATIONAL.<br \/>\n\u2018What if she cuts herself?\u2019<br \/>\nTHAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class='attribution'><a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/author\/show\/1654.Terry_Pratchett\">Terry Pratchett<\/a>, <em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.goodreads.com\/work\/quotes\/583655\">Hogfather<\/a> <\/em><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can\u2019t give her that!\u2019 she screamed. \u2018It\u2019s not safe!\u2019 IT\u2019S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY\u2019RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. \u2018She\u2019s a child!\u2019 shouted Crumley. IT\u2019S EDUCATIONAL. \u2018What if she cuts herself?\u2019 THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON. Terry Pratchett, Hogfather<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"quote","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[258],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}