{"id":16328,"date":"2014-01-20T23:59:53","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T23:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/20\/after-accidentally-drinking-an-aphrodisiac-my-5\/"},"modified":"2014-01-20T23:59:53","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T23:59:53","slug":"after-accidentally-drinking-an-aphrodisiac-my-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/20\/after-accidentally-drinking-an-aphrodisiac-my-5\/","title":{"rendered":"After accidentally drinking an aphrodisiac, my character begins begging for yours to bed them. How does yours respond? [you do not have to take this seriously. have fun with it.]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/robinprankstergoodfellow.tumblr.com\/post\/73875721605\/after-accidentally-drinking-an-aphrodisiac-my\">robinprankstergoodfellow<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I know I\u2019m irresistible, but you are in no way fit to be bedded right now.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>Why not? I&#8217;m cute and young and willing and sweet, I promise I won&#8217;t bite, please?<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>robinprankstergoodfellow: I know I\u2019m irresistible, but you are in no way fit to be bedded right now. Why not? I&#8217;m cute and young and willing and sweet, I promise I won&#8217;t bite, please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,10,1438],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16328"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}