{"id":16378,"date":"2014-01-19T07:08:03","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T07:08:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-obviously\/"},"modified":"2014-01-19T07:08:03","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T07:08:03","slug":"a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-obviously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-obviously\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/a-gravemistake.tumblr.com\/post\/73806119751\/iamthefirechild-obviously-your-high-school\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">a-gravemistake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/73803046675\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-hell\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Obviously, \/your\/ high school is a lot more lenient about strangers just \/walking in\/ and rummaging about.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6c2941e7e825c78672713c16b7d9595d\/tumblr_inline_mzmxb3UblK1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I checked the campus library, I\u2019m \/right here\/, I might as well look in this one too. Fine. Will you give me a lift to the town library?&#8221; [Oh my god. Seriously? Up until right \/now\/ she had never believed that southerners were more polite or hospitable than anyone else, but this boy has serious sarcasm issues.]<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>Don\u2019t own a car. Don\u2019t own a license. Can\u2019t help. Now, if you need help hot-wiring a motorcycle, I know a girl. [At this point it was as if he were playing a game with himself\u2014notching up the level of how infuriating he could be with each sentence.]<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/781c8c2af1407c72987623f80e63c91c\/tumblr_inline_mzmzc3xV7f1rhy8cr.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are you good for anything? Besides your obvious talent with your tongue.&#8221; [So very tempting to just call him on it, but time is running out. Time is running out terrifyingly fast.]<\/p>\n<p>[One deliberate glance up and down that long body, very cool, just to see if there are any buttons there to be pushed.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a-gravemistake: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Obviously, \/your\/ high school is a lot more lenient about strangers just \/walking in\/ and rummaging about.&#8221; &#8220;I checked the campus library, I\u2019m \/right here\/, I might as well look in this one too. Fine. Will you give me a lift to the town library?&#8221; [Oh my god. Seriously? Up until right \/now\/ &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-obviously\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1691,1038,490,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16378"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}