{"id":16381,"date":"2014-01-19T06:17:25","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T06:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-hell\/"},"modified":"2014-01-19T06:17:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T06:17:25","slug":"a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-hell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-hell\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/a-gravemistake.tumblr.com\/post\/73802545935\/iamthefirechild-hell-okay-do-you\">a-gravemistake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/73781192214\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-sarcasm\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Hell. Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6061b9f1ecf07f86338c95d65b3dfd33\/tumblr_inline_mzmlwq4TcR1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;\u2026 do you think you could help me sneak into the high school library, then? I really need to find this book like right \/now\/.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>Sneak in? A blind three-legged dog can\u00a0<em>walk<\/em> into the high school library and not be noticed until the Egyptian Art of the New Kingdom shelf is peed on.<\/p>\n<p>The town library isn\u2019t even that bad of a walk. You can catch the bus. You can bum a ride. [Who the hell asks a complete stranger to sneak into the <em>high school library<\/em>?]<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ec1ee35fbd9caf4db044988e63e2dce9\/tumblr_inline_mzmx5wfuQf1rhy8cr.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Obviously, \/your\/ high school is a lot more lenient about strangers just \/walking in\/ and rummaging about.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6c2941e7e825c78672713c16b7d9595d\/tumblr_inline_mzmxb3UblK1rs8qze.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I checked the campus library, I&#8217;m \/right here\/, I might as well look in this one too. Fine. Will you give me a lift to the town library?&#8221; [Oh my god. Seriously? Up until right \/now\/ she had never believed that southerners were more polite or hospitable than anyone else, but this boy has serious sarcasm issues.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a-gravemistake: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Hell. Okay.&#8221; &#8220;\u2026 do you think you could help me sneak into the high school library, then? I really need to find this book like right \/now\/.&#8221; Sneak in? A blind three-legged dog can\u00a0walk into the high school library and not be noticed until the Egyptian Art of the New Kingdom shelf is &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-hell\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1213,10,1038,490,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16381"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}