{"id":16414,"date":"2014-01-19T02:09:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T02:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-sarcasm\/"},"modified":"2014-01-19T02:09:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T02:09:31","slug":"a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-sarcasm\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/a-gravemistake.tumblr.com\/post\/73779292500\/iamthefirechild-sarcasm-funny-do-i-look\">a-gravemistake<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/73697483957\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-town\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Sarcasm. Funny. Do I \/look\/ like a superhero?&#8221; Or worse, a high schooler?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>You know, they have these things called smartphones with map apps that can locate just about anything under this sun. You still have to go across town.<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/b7838245d541b430c9b0b8822cd43010\/tumblr_inline_mzmkz5OINL1rhy8cr.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Hell. Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6061b9f1ecf07f86338c95d65b3dfd33\/tumblr_inline_mzmlwq4TcR1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230; do you think you could help me sneak into the high school library, then? I really need to find this book like right \/now\/.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a-gravemistake: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Sarcasm. Funny. Do I \/look\/ like a superhero?&#8221; Or worse, a high schooler? You know, they have these things called smartphones with map apps that can locate just about anything under this sun. You still have to go across town. &#8220;Hell. Okay.&#8221; &#8220;&#8230; do you think you could help me sneak into the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/19\/a-gravemistake-iamthefirechild-sarcasm\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,490,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16414"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}