{"id":16477,"date":"2014-01-18T08:49:52","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T08:49:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-16\/"},"modified":"2014-01-18T08:49:52","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T08:49:52","slug":"wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-16\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Number [ All Contacts ] || Open to All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: oh god there&#8217;s two of you. is he better at typing phone numbers than you?<br \/>\nAiden: I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m usually fine at typing numbers.<br \/>\nSummer: I guess in this case I can&#8217;t actually complain too much about it.<br \/>\nSummer: it&#8217;s a worthwhile distraction from this damn research paper anyway<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: oh god there&#8217;s two of you. is he better at typing phone numbers than you? Aiden: I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;m usually fine at typing numbers. Summer: I guess in this case I can&#8217;t actually complain too much about it. Summer: it&#8217;s a worthwhile distraction from this damn research paper anyway<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1048,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16477"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16477"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16477\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}