{"id":16479,"date":"2014-01-18T08:43:15","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T08:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/uh-hi-sorry-im-looking-for-the-library-10\/"},"modified":"2014-01-18T08:43:15","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T08:43:15","slug":"uh-hi-sorry-im-looking-for-the-library-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/uh-hi-sorry-im-looking-for-the-library-10\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Uh, hi. Sorry? I&#8217;m looking for the library.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/betawithascarf.tumblr.com\/post\/73700937638\/uh-hi-sorry-im-looking-for-the-library\">betawithascarf<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>[Points off to the left behind the girl.]<\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>&#8220;The double doors behind you that have that whole \u2018Library\u2019 sign stuck to it might solve this mystery.&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c11f8d045c0d6545518721e4705ad033\/tumblr_inline_mzl94xe6hb1sn2ab4.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Wha&#8212;oh. No, I meant the town library. Nice sarcasm, though.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>betawithascarf: [Points off to the left behind the girl.] &#8220;The double doors behind you that have that whole \u2018Library\u2019 sign stuck to it might solve this mystery.&#8221; &#8220;Wha&#8212;oh. No, I meant the town library. Nice sarcasm, though.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1187,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16479"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}