{"id":16489,"date":"2014-01-18T07:56:47","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T07:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-23\/"},"modified":"2014-01-18T07:56:47","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T07:56:47","slug":"wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Number [ All Contacts ] || Open to All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: Sorry, who is this?<br \/>\nSummer: I think you fatfingered your number.<br \/>\nAiden: Really dude? Not funny.<br \/>\nAiden: I don&#8217;t even know what that is, but I&#8217;m still hungry. So, food would be great.<br \/>\nSummer: omg. seriously. I don&#8217;t know who this is or who you think you&#8217;re talking to, but you&#8217;ve got the wrong number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer: Sorry, who is this? Summer: I think you fatfingered your number. Aiden: Really dude? Not funny. Aiden: I don&#8217;t even know what that is, but I&#8217;m still hungry. So, food would be great. Summer: omg. seriously. I don&#8217;t know who this is or who you think you&#8217;re talking to, but you&#8217;ve got the wrong &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-23\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Wrong Number [ All Contacts ] || Open to All<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1710,1048,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16489"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16489"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16489\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}