{"id":16491,"date":"2014-01-18T07:45:45","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T07:45:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-24\/"},"modified":"2014-01-18T07:45:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-18T07:45:45","slug":"wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/18\/wrong-number-all-contacts-open-to-all-24\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Number [ All Contacts ] || Open to All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Aiden: C&#8217;mon, you&#8217;re taking too long.<br \/>\nAiden: You said you were going to grab snacks.<br \/>\nAiden: What&#8217;s with the wait?<br \/>\nSummer: Sorry, who is this?<br \/>\nSummer: I think you fatfingered your number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aiden: C&#8217;mon, you&#8217;re taking too long. Aiden: You said you were going to grab snacks. Aiden: What&#8217;s with the wait? Summer: Sorry, who is this? Summer: I think you fatfingered your number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1048,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16491"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16491"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16491\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16491"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16491"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16491"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}