{"id":16933,"date":"2014-01-12T01:06:45","date_gmt":"2014-01-12T01:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/12\/merlinyouidioticservant-iamthefirechild-ehh\/"},"modified":"2014-01-12T01:06:45","modified_gmt":"2014-01-12T01:06:45","slug":"merlinyouidioticservant-iamthefirechild-ehh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/12\/merlinyouidioticservant-iamthefirechild-ehh\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merlinyouidioticservant.tumblr.com\/post\/73033261315\/iamthefirechild-ehh-the-stubble-makes-you\">merlinyouidioticservant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/73032988627\/merlinyouidioticservant-should-i\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Ehh, the stubble makes you actually look your age.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/107d7a60c6942124303e1f226bc14ed8\/tumblr_inline_mz9k93sADu1s6rsea.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c\u2014 Ew. That means I look 26.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d rather look 18?&#8221; She folds her arms and flicks an eyebrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>merlinyouidioticservant: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Ehh, the stubble makes you actually look your age.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u201c\u2014 Ew. That means I look 26.\u201d &#8220;You&#8217;d rather look 18?&#8221; She folds her arms and flicks an eyebrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1781,1308],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16933"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16933"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16933\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16933"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16933"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16933"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}