{"id":17383,"date":"2014-01-03T04:44:54","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T04:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/03\/iamthefirechild-things-that-are-really-fucking\/"},"modified":"2014-01-03T04:44:54","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T04:44:54","slug":"iamthefirechild-things-that-are-really-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/03\/iamthefirechild-things-that-are-really-fucking\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/72033993231\/things-that-are-really-fucking-irritating-in\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>things that are really fucking irritating, in ascending order of importance<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>being a secret admirer and being loved like that but totally disappearing off the radar after revealing myself<\/li>\n<li>comcast\u2019s 300gb data cap<\/li>\n<li>having a fight with my husband over ways to get rid of the 300gb data cap (switch to business) that involves him bringing up my insomnia as a detrimental thing and a reason why \/he\/ can\u2019t do anything for the fucking umpteenth time<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>also, I\u2019m hungry.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>oops look I found another one.<\/p>\n<p>2.5. people who assume that what my muse says, especially when I tag it ;crack, is what I think\/feel\/want etc. If I&#8217;m fucking being in character, take it in fucking character. I have a fucking TAG FOR WHEN IT CROSSES OVER<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>iamthefirechild: things that are really fucking irritating, in ascending order of importance being a secret admirer and being loved like that but totally disappearing off the radar after revealing myself comcast\u2019s 300gb data cap having a fight with my husband over ways to get rid of the 300gb data cap (switch to business) that involves &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/03\/iamthefirechild-things-that-are-really-fucking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1895,106],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17383"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}