{"id":17389,"date":"2014-01-03T02:27:47","date_gmt":"2014-01-03T02:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/03\/things-that-are-really-fucking-irritating-in-2\/"},"modified":"2014-01-03T02:27:47","modified_gmt":"2014-01-03T02:27:47","slug":"things-that-are-really-fucking-irritating-in-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/03\/things-that-are-really-fucking-irritating-in-2\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

things that are really fucking irritating, in ascending order of importance<\/p>\n

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  1. being a secret admirer and being loved like that but totally disappearing off the radar after revealing myself<\/li>\n
  2. comcast’s 300gb data cap<\/li>\n
  3. having a fight with my husband over ways to get rid of the 300gb data cap (switch to business) that involves him bringing up my insomnia as a detrimental thing and a reason why \/he\/ can’t do anything for the fucking umpteenth time<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    also, I’m hungry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    things that are really fucking irritating, in ascending order of importance being a secret admirer and being loved like that but totally disappearing off the radar after revealing myself comcast’s 300gb data cap having a fight with my husband over ways to get rid of the 300gb data cap (switch to business) that involves him … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1903,1905,1904,106],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17389"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17389"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17389\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}