{"id":18472,"date":"2013-12-20T07:07:47","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T07:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/20\/say-one-of-the-following-to-my-muse-to-see-how-2\/"},"modified":"2013-12-20T07:07:47","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T07:07:47","slug":"say-one-of-the-following-to-my-muse-to-see-how-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/20\/say-one-of-the-following-to-my-muse-to-see-how-2\/","title":{"rendered":"SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/frommemetoyou.tumblr.com\/post\/70365222237\/say-one-of-the-following-to-my-muse-to-see-how-they\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">frommemetoyou<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em><strong>Disclaimer:<\/strong> These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be\u00a0interpreted\u00a0however you want\u2026 have fun!<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;It\u2019s so big!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Are you sure it\u2019s going to fit?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You\u2019re being too rough.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m not fragile, you don\u2019t have to be so gentle.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wrong hole!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m dripping wet.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Don\u2019t get it in my hair.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;It won\u2019t stop squirting.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Bend over.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m never getting on my knees for you again.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You\u2019re really hitting the spot.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You\u2019re going to break me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Are you sure two fingers is enough?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Take it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Is that it?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That didn\u2019t last very long\u2026&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I didn\u2019t know it would get that hard.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just put it in!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Right there.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Who taught you how to aim?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Hit it really deep.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;We might as well go out with a bang.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What\u2019s that pressing against my back?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I got it in my eye.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Harder\u2026 no, faster.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>frommemetoyou: Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, however as they are innuendos they can be\u00a0interpreted\u00a0however you want\u2026 have fun! &#8220;It\u2019s so big!&#8221; &#8220;Are you sure it\u2019s going to fit?&#8221; &#8220;You\u2019re being too rough.&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m not fragile, you don\u2019t have to be so gentle.&#8221; &#8220;Wrong hole!&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m dripping wet.&#8221; &#8220;Don\u2019t get it in my hair.&#8221; &#8220;It won\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/20\/say-one-of-the-following-to-my-muse-to-see-how-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18472"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}