{"id":18736,"date":"2013-12-17T07:08:43","date_gmt":"2013-12-17T07:08:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/17\/do-it-for-the-funny\/"},"modified":"2013-12-17T07:08:43","modified_gmt":"2013-12-17T07:08:43","slug":"do-it-for-the-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/17\/do-it-for-the-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2295 [do it for the funny]"},"content":{"rendered":"

sirpercivalofcamelot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Pros:<\/p>\n

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  1. They\u2019d both really enjoy it<\/li>\n
  2. the foreplay would be hilarious<\/li>\n
  3. the subsequent stealing of sheets would be hilarious<\/li>\n
  4. the morning after would be hilarious<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Cons:<\/p>\n

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    1. the morning after would be really awkward\u00a0<\/li>\n
    2. the whole thing would probably be awkward<\/li>\n
    3. those aren\u2019t necessarily cons, really.<\/li>\n
    4. all of the teaching you\u2019d probably have to do<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/blockquote>\n

      “But teaching Percival how to do the sex would be so much fun!”<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      sirpercivalofcamelot: Pros: They\u2019d both really enjoy it the foreplay would be hilarious the subsequent stealing of sheets would be hilarious the morning after would be hilarious Cons: the morning after would be really awkward\u00a0 the whole thing would probably be awkward those aren\u2019t necessarily cons, really. all of the teaching you\u2019d probably have to do … Continue reading \u2295 [do it for the funny]<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1385],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18736"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}