{"id":19240,"date":"2013-12-07T03:13:30","date_gmt":"2013-12-07T03:13:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/07\/pokes-summer-with-a-stick-and-runs-off\/"},"modified":"2013-12-07T03:13:30","modified_gmt":"2013-12-07T03:13:30","slug":"pokes-summer-with-a-stick-and-runs-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/07\/pokes-summer-with-a-stick-and-runs-off\/","title":{"rendered":"*pokes Summer with a stick and runs off*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A stick, nonnie? Really?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/d92ffbb68dfb6515f4def9f07a0289a1\/tumblr_inline_mxf29xXYLs1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Next time I will set a cat on you!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A stick, nonnie? Really?&#8221; &#8220;Next time I will set a cat on you!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,4],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}