{"id":19274,"date":"2013-12-06T00:43:07","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T00:43:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/06\/fluff-me-up-please-its-been-a-shit-rotten\/"},"modified":"2013-12-06T00:43:07","modified_gmt":"2013-12-06T00:43:07","slug":"fluff-me-up-please-its-been-a-shit-rotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/06\/fluff-me-up-please-its-been-a-shit-rotten\/","title":{"rendered":"fluff me up (please &#8230; it&#8217;s been a shit rotten day)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xregicide-deactivated20140812.tumblr.com\/post\/69121196212\/fluff-me-up-please-its-been-a-shit-rotten\">xregicide-deactivated20140812<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Our muses have to babysit together<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s make this a thread.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8f8c23484e08f2827f963cc16f938cbf\/tumblr_inline_mxd0hkFoW31s0dfqc.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d<strong>Y<\/strong>ou take one hour, I\u2019ll take the other.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;If it&#8217;s all the same to you, it&#8217;ll be easier if we&#8217;re both just right here.&#8221; Summer snagged the little girl around the waist and hefted her up, grinning at the happy squeal. &#8220;You don&#8217;t like children?&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xregicide-deactivated20140812: Our muses have to babysit together Let\u2019s make this a thread. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dYou take one hour, I\u2019ll take the other.\u201d &#8220;If it&#8217;s all the same to you, it&#8217;ll be easier if we&#8217;re both just right here.&#8221; Summer snagged the little girl around the waist and hefted her up, grinning at the happy squeal. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/06\/fluff-me-up-please-its-been-a-shit-rotten\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">fluff me up (please &#8230; it&#8217;s been a shit rotten day)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19274"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19274"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19274\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}