{"id":1934,"date":"2014-11-26T22:07:35","date_gmt":"2014-11-26T22:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/26\/satirxcal-i-uh-wow-okay-jus-come-on\/"},"modified":"2014-11-26T22:07:35","modified_gmt":"2014-11-26T22:07:35","slug":"satirxcal-i-uh-wow-okay-jus-come-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/11\/26\/satirxcal-i-uh-wow-okay-jus-come-on\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/satirxcal.tumblr.com\/post\/103661120929\/i-want-to-kill-myself\">satirxcal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>\u201cI, uh,\u00a0<em>wow.<\/em>\u00a0Okay. Jus\u2019\u2014 come on,\u00a0<br \/><\/small><small>\u00a0 \u00a0sit, and we\u2019re gonna talk.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" class=\"toggle_inline_image inline_image constrained_image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/e28b6114e4f95443e3b80de2db4efdc9\/tumblr_inline_nfnxqyijVS1t23427.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I can &#8212; I can \/hear\/ everyone.<br \/>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Y-you &#8230; this scares you, why does it scare you, what difference does it make to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/69e28ed1d63d09d244f554915ca3e195\/tumblr_inline_nfo2r6ftwn1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>satirxcal: \u201cI, uh,\u00a0wow.\u00a0Okay. Jus\u2019\u2014 come on,\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0sit, and we\u2019re gonna talk.\u201d &#8220;I can &#8212; I can \/hear\/ everyone.\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Y-you &#8230; this scares you, why does it scare you, what difference does it make to you?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,295,293,294,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1934"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1934\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}