{"id":19474,"date":"2013-12-03T02:26:21","date_gmt":"2013-12-03T02:26:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/03\/send-my-muse-a\/"},"modified":"2013-12-03T02:26:21","modified_gmt":"2013-12-03T02:26:21","slug":"send-my-muse-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/03\/send-my-muse-a\/","title":{"rendered":"Send my muse a “\u2746”"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I\u2019ll randomly generate a number from 1-24 to see how my muse reacts to:<\/p>\n
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  1. Your muse making mine some hot chocolate<\/li>\n
  2. Your muse wrapped up as a present<\/li>\n
  3. Your muse making an awful snow man<\/li>\n
  4. Your muse asking for help putting up up decorations<\/li>\n
  5. Your muse singing carols<\/li>\n
  6. Your muse hiding mistletoe everywhere<\/em><\/li>\n
  7. Your muse hitting mine in the face with a snowball<\/li>\n
  8. Your muse being drunk after all the mistletoe and wine<\/em><\/li>\n
  9. Your muse putting out cookies and milk for Santa<\/li>\n
  10. Your muse getting a cold<\/li>\n
  11. Your muse tearing down all the Christmas \u00a0decor<\/li>\n
  12. Your muse making snow angels<\/li>\n
  13. Your muse eating too many candy canes and getting sick<\/li>\n
  14. Your muse in an ugly holiday sweater<\/li>\n
  15. Your muse forcing mine to wear an ugly sweater<\/li>\n
  16. Your muse wrapping presents<\/li>\n
  17. Your muse making yellow snow<\/li>\n
  18. Your muse trying to catch snowflakes on their tongue<\/li>\n
  19. Your muse trying to share a scarf with mine<\/li>\n
  20. Your muse confessing their love<\/li>\n
  21. Your muse inviting mine to go ice-skating<\/li>\n
  22. Your muse dressing up as santa<\/li>\n
  23. Your muse sitting on my muse\u2019s knee<\/li>\n
  24. Your muse attaching jingle bells to everyone<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    I\u2019ll randomly generate a number from 1-24 to see how my muse reacts to: Your muse making mine some hot chocolate Your muse wrapped up as a present Your muse making an awful snow man Your muse asking for help putting up up decorations Your muse singing carols Your muse hiding mistletoe everywhere Your muse … Continue reading Send my muse a “\u2746”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19474"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}