{"id":19557,"date":"2013-12-01T12:30:29","date_gmt":"2013-12-01T12:30:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T22:55:51","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T22:55:51","slug":"skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-19557 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/attachment\/19558\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mra8c0mJ5o1qjx6n6o1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/attachment\/19559\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mra8c0mJ5o1qjx6n6o2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/attachment\/19560\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mra8c0mJ5o1qjx6n6o3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/12\/01\/skandrae-how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing\/attachment\/19561\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2013\/12\/tumblr_mra8c0mJ5o1qjx6n6o4_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/skandrae.tumblr.com\/post\/57835647179\/how-does-one-get-the-job-of-spritzing-shirtless\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">skandrae<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>How does one get the job of \u201cspritzing shirtless Chris Evans so he glows like a dewy Adonis\u201d? I was not informed of that as a possible career path.<\/p>\n<p>Bad show, Mr. Sage. You were a terrible guidance counsellor.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>skandrae: How does one get the job of \u201cspritzing shirtless Chris Evans so he glows like a dewy Adonis\u201d? I was not informed of that as a possible career path. Bad show, Mr. Sage. You were a terrible guidance counsellor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[209,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19557"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19557"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19562,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19557\/revisions\/19562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}