{"id":19762,"date":"2013-11-29T02:39:11","date_gmt":"2013-11-29T02:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/29\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-god-damn-it\/"},"modified":"2013-11-29T02:39:11","modified_gmt":"2013-11-29T02:39:11","slug":"wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-god-damn-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/29\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-god-damn-it\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wordlesswarlock.tumblr.com\/post\/68423207445\/iamthefirechild-god-damn-it-i-messed-up-the\">wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/68421377873\/god-damn-it-i-messed-up-the-times-and-we-missed\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>god damn it, I messed up the times and we missed the first hour of punkin chunkin<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>What\u2019s that? o.o<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Madmen engineers (I think there&#8217;s a Tony Stark fic about this, come to think of it) build machines to see who can hurl an intact pumpkin the farthest. They&#8217;re grouped by how they&#8217;re powered, i.e. trebuchet, air cannon, spinning, etc. A pumpkin that explodes before impact with the ground is considered pied.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s AWESOME.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: god damn it, I messed up the times and we missed the first hour of punkin chunkin What\u2019s that? o.o Madmen engineers (I think there&#8217;s a Tony Stark fic about this, come to think of it) build machines to see who can hurl an intact pumpkin the farthest. They&#8217;re grouped by how they&#8217;re &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/29\/wordlesswarlock-iamthefirechild-god-damn-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19762"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}