{"id":19895,"date":"2013-11-28T04:37:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-28T04:37:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/28\/summer-stuck-her-head-around-sherlocks-door\/"},"modified":"2013-11-28T04:37:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T04:37:40","slug":"summer-stuck-her-head-around-sherlocks-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/28\/summer-stuck-her-head-around-sherlocks-door\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Summer stuck her head around Sherlock’s door, singing.<\/span><\/p>\n

~o “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.<\/span>
You really are a heel.<\/span>
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,\u00a0<\/span>
You’re as charming as an eel,\u00a0<\/span>
Mr. Grinch.<\/span>
You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.<\/span>
Your heart’s an empty hole.<\/span>
Your brain is full of spiders.<\/span>
You’ve got garlic in your soul, Mr Grinch.<\/span>
I wouldn’t touch you with a\u00a0<\/span>
Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch.<\/span>
You have termites in your smile,\u00a0<\/span>
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile,<\/span>
Mr Grinch.<\/span>
Given the choice between the two of you,\u00a0<\/span>
I’d take the seasick crocodile.<\/span><\/p>\n

You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch.<\/span>
You’re a nasty wasty skunk.<\/span>
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.<\/span>
Your soul is full of gunk,\u00a0<\/span>
Mr Grinch.” ~o<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Summer stuck her head around Sherlock’s door, singing. ~o “You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch.You really are a heel.You’re as cuddly as a cactus,\u00a0You’re as charming as an eel,\u00a0Mr. Grinch.You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel. You’re a monster, Mr. Grinch.Your heart’s an empty hole.Your brain is full of spiders.You’ve got garlic in … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1512,1620],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19895"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=19895"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19895\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=19895"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=19895"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=19895"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}