{"id":20401,"date":"2013-11-21T01:25:45","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T01:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/21\/xavier-honey-the-last-time-i-talked-dirty-to\/"},"modified":"2013-11-21T01:25:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T01:25:45","slug":"xavier-honey-the-last-time-i-talked-dirty-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/21\/xavier-honey-the-last-time-i-talked-dirty-to\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Xavier, honey, the last time I talked dirty to you, you turned the colour of a ripe tomato. Are you sure you want that again?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/67613667973\/xavier-honey-the-last-time-i-talked-dirty-to\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><small>\u201c<b>A<\/b>h, no\u2026 But you\u2019re awful good at it.\u201d<\/small><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/c4284b687ffdb26bb535ff675af63a97\/tumblr_inline_msqfaaJ1rS1qz4rgp.gif\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8303255d9e81d540e6a63c0aaaac27a4\/tumblr_inline_mwlalnrwDQ1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If only someone besides you thought so.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud-deactivated20140321: \u201cAh, no\u2026 But you\u2019re awful good at it.\u201d &#8220;If only someone besides you thought so.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,1843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20401"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20401"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20401\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20401"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20401"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20401"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}