{"id":20437,"date":"2013-11-20T02:40:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-20T02:40:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/20\/send-one-of-the-following-for-my-muses-reaction-2\/"},"modified":"2013-11-20T02:40:49","modified_gmt":"2013-11-20T02:40:49","slug":"send-one-of-the-following-for-my-muses-reaction-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/20\/send-one-of-the-following-for-my-muses-reaction-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Send one of the following for my Muse&#8217;s reaction (Winter version)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/frommemetoyou.tumblr.com\/post\/67478902493\/send-one-of-the-following-for-my-muses-reaction\">frommemetoyou<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li><span>&#8220;I think I\u2019m coming down with something.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Bah Humbug.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;All I want for Christmas is you.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Well, I guess we\u2019re right under the mistletoe!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;It\u2019s snowing outside!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;We need to hide the presents.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I burnt my hand trying to roast chestnuts.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Wake up, I want my presents.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I am <em>not<\/em> dressing up as an elf again\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Get out from under the tree!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;That\u2019s the cutest snow angel I\u2019ve ever seen.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Do you know any carols?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Your hands are freezing don\u2019t touch me!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Do we really have to spend Christmas with them?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Nice sweater\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You\u2019re so warm, don\u2019t move.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;That snowball went right in my ear.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;We can\u2019t share a scarf- what do you think you\u2019re doing?!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;But it\u2019s cold outside.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I don\u2019t understand how me dressing up as a present benefits anyone\u2026&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Stay still, I can\u2019t reach the top of the tree!&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You smell like cinnamon.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I think my teeth have frostbite.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I\u2019m going to be late, the roads are icy.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;Come back here- you\u2019re not leaving without your coat.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;You\u2019re leaving out cookies and milk to encourage an old fat man to break into our house?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<li><span>&#8220;I think I got some tinsel up my nose.&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>frommemetoyou: &#8220;I think I\u2019m coming down with something.&#8221; &#8220;Do you want to help me make some mulled wine?&#8221; &#8220;Bah Humbug.&#8221; &#8220;All I want for Christmas is you.&#8221; &#8220;Well, I guess we\u2019re right under the mistletoe!&#8221; &#8220;I wish I got someone else for Secret Santa\u2026&#8221; &#8220;It\u2019s snowing outside!&#8221; &#8220;We need to hide the presents.&#8221; &#8220;I burnt &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/20\/send-one-of-the-following-for-my-muses-reaction-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Send one of the following for my Muse&#8217;s reaction (Winter version)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20437"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}