{"id":20524,"date":"2013-11-19T01:34:13","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/drunk-phone-call-because-those-are-always-fun\/"},"modified":"2013-11-19T01:34:13","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:34:13","slug":"drunk-phone-call-because-those-are-always-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/drunk-phone-call-because-those-are-always-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Phone Call (Because those are always fun. Sorry I couldn&#8217;t send the symbol. Stuck on mobile at the moment)."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><strong>\u260e:<\/strong><span>\u00a0For a drunk phone call.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;Kenzzzz, Kenzi, I tried your advice and I was surrounded by guys all night Vex is soooo jealous. *hic* Did you know drinking this much is a really bad idea in a corset? Can&#8217;t breeeeeeee~athe.&#8221; *vague crashing sounds* &#8220;Whoops, there goes that stack! I have so many books, Kenz, it&#8217;s \/amazing\/. And this corset comes off with \/latches\/!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u260e:\u00a0For a drunk phone call. &#8220;Kenzzzz, Kenzi, I tried your advice and I was surrounded by guys all night Vex is soooo jealous. *hic* Did you know drinking this much is a really bad idea in a corset? Can&#8217;t breeeeeeee~athe.&#8221; *vague crashing sounds* &#8220;Whoops, there goes that stack! I have so many books, Kenz, it&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/drunk-phone-call-because-those-are-always-fun\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Drunk Phone Call (Because those are always fun. Sorry I couldn&#8217;t send the symbol. Stuck on mobile at the moment).<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,10,2329,2328],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20524"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}