{"id":20525,"date":"2013-11-19T01:14:22","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/so-this-happened\/"},"modified":"2013-11-19T01:14:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T01:14:22","slug":"so-this-happened","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/so-this-happened\/","title":{"rendered":"So this happened&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/patrickat.tumblr.com\/post\/67419075883\/so-this-happened\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">patrickat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>TUMBLR CHORUS:<\/strong><br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>You can\u2019t stop if you try<br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>You\u2019re here until you die<\/p>\n<p><strong>FAN #1:<\/strong><br \/>My ask box here<br \/>Is full of anon hate<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHORUS:<\/strong><br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>For gifs that animate<\/p>\n<p><strong>FAN #2:<\/strong><br \/>Why not more notes?<br \/>My fandom, it\u2019s not fair!<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHORUS:<\/strong><br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>Your fandom doesn\u2019t care<\/p>\n<p><strong>FAN #3:<\/strong><br \/>My puns are bad<br \/>Their groans will sure ensue<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHORUS:<\/strong><br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>They\u2019re all reblogging you<\/p>\n<p><strong>FAN #4:<\/strong><br \/>From my TV you won\u2019t see me<br \/>Post spoilers!<\/p>\n<p><strong>CHORUS:<\/strong><br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>Now that you\u2019ve had taste<br \/>Scroll down, scroll down<br \/>There\u2019s so much time you\u2019ll waste\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>patrickat: TUMBLR CHORUS:Scroll down, scroll downYou can\u2019t stop if you tryScroll down, scroll downYou\u2019re here until you die FAN #1:My ask box hereIs full of anon hate CHORUS:Scroll down, scroll downFor gifs that animate FAN #2:Why not more notes?My fandom, it\u2019s not fair! CHORUS:Scroll down, scroll downYour fandom doesn\u2019t care FAN #3:My puns are badTheir &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/19\/so-this-happened\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So this happened&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[822],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20525"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}