{"id":20628,"date":"2013-11-17T20:40:28","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T20:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/17\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be\/"},"modified":"2013-11-17T20:40:28","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T20:40:28","slug":"towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/17\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be\/","title":{"rendered":"[towel] &#8220;Xavier? Hurry up, we&#8217;re going to be late.&#8221; Summer pokes her head in the doorway, sucks in a breath, then says, rather carefully, &#8220;well, I hope Tony appreciates the view.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud.tumblr.com\/post\/67290834979\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-late\">xavierrud<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/67290715760\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-late\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud.tumblr.com\/post\/67288144522\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-late\">xavierrud<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/67287910134\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-late\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/67286867600\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>&#8220;Jesus Christ \u2014 Summer! Would you knock next time? Please?&#8221; Panicking slightly, Xavier\u2019s hands flew in front of his crotch despite the towel already there. &#8220;This is just indecent.&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/81f2133baf56b451034a2c40a1998332\/tumblr_inline_mturkhOQsK1s51obe.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;You\u2019re coming with me to see Ender\u2019s Game, remember? And dinner first. And the traffic is going to suck, so hurry \/up\/!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><small>&#8220;I thought we were watching Thor:The Dark World?&#8221; He has an unhealthy obsession with Loki. &#8220;But yeah, alright.&#8221; <\/small><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m not picky. I can see Thor again, that\u2019s fine. Are you in there playing with your hair?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div><small>&#8220;No, I\u2019m putting on clothes so I\u2019m decent. And yes, awesome. I could watch that movie for the rest of my life.&#8221; <\/small><\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;What do you have to do, sew the shirt?&#8221; She stuck her head back in, stuck her tongue out, and retreated again. &#8220;I&#8217;m going to start crying this time, I know it. Did you know Frigga could see the future? I bet she knew.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud: iamthefirechild: xavierrud: iamthefirechild: xavierrud-deactivated20140321: &#8220;Jesus Christ \u2014 Summer! Would you knock next time? Please?&#8221; Panicking slightly, Xavier\u2019s hands flew in front of his crotch despite the towel already there. &#8220;This is just indecent.&#8221; &#8220;You\u2019re coming with me to see Ender\u2019s Game, remember? And dinner first. 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