{"id":20635,"date":"2013-11-17T20:01:12","date_gmt":"2013-11-17T20:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/17\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-4\/"},"modified":"2013-11-17T20:01:12","modified_gmt":"2013-11-17T20:01:12","slug":"towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/17\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be-4\/","title":{"rendered":"[towel] &#8220;Xavier? Hurry up, we&#8217;re going to be late.&#8221; Summer pokes her head in the doorway, sucks in a breath, then says, rather carefully, &#8220;well, I hope Tony appreciates the view.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/67286867600\/towel-xavier-hurry-up-were-going-to-be\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>&#8220;Jesus Christ \u2014 Summer! Would you knock next time? Please?&#8221; Panicking slightly, Xavier\u2019s hands flew in front of his crotch despite the towel already there. &#8220;This is just indecent.&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/81f2133baf56b451034a2c40a1998332\/tumblr_inline_mturkhOQsK1s51obe.gif\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;You haven\u2019t got anything I haven\u2019t seen before. Get dressed!&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud-deactivated20140321: &#8220;Jesus Christ \u2014 Summer! Would you knock next time? Please?&#8221; Panicking slightly, Xavier\u2019s hands flew in front of his crotch despite the towel already there. &#8220;This is just indecent.&#8221; &#8220;You haven\u2019t got anything I haven\u2019t seen before. Get dressed!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,1843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20635"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}