{"id":20871,"date":"2013-11-14T03:51:36","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T03:51:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/14\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\/"},"modified":"2013-11-14T03:51:36","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T03:51:36","slug":"put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/14\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\/","title":{"rendered":"Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><small><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stuffofoddities.tumblr.com\/post\/66216691998\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\">stuffofoddities<\/a>:<\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:<\/small><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><small>&#8220;My parents know.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Don\u2019t go.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;You\u2019re under arrest.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Just let me die.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I\u2019m pregnant and it\u2019s yours.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Make me.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Kiss me you idiot.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I didn\u2019t do it.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;That isn\u2019t mine.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Marry me?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Truth hurts, don\u2019t it?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Be mine.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;You owe me.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Just relax.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I already regret this.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Where are my clothes?&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;You could have killed someone!&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I think I broke it.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Do you love me?&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;We need to talk.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Never again.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Do I know you?&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;How drunk are you right now?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Well that was unexpected.&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Have you ever even done this before?&#8221;\u00a0<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I just want to cuddle.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I can\u2019t even look at you.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;What happened to you?&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Don\u2019t you dare.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I missed you.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;This stays between us.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I need a hug.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;I could kill you!&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Kiss me.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;You\u2019re so weird.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;Why are you wearing that?&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;You coward.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;You\u2019re all out of ____.&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<li><small><span>&#8220;You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!&#8221;<\/span><\/small><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>[here\u2019s a few more]<\/small><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><small>&#8220;I think I\u2019m forgetting something.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;This seems familiar.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;You lied to me!&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Are you threatening me?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Is that my shirt?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Where did you find this?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Explain yourself.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Where were you?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;You drive me crazy!&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I think I\u2019m falling in love with you. &#8220;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Are you even listening to me?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Just leave me alone.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I need a drink.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;What were you thinking?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I dare you.&#8221; or &#8220;I dare you to _____.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I\u2019m going to be sick.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;For you, I would _____&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Just what did we do last night?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Give it back.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I have to go.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Shut up and listen.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Do you remember this?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Want to hear a secret?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Take responsibility.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Don\u2019t look at me like that.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Give me another chance.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Don\u2019t you dare come near me!&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;What the hell do you think you\u2019re doing?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;You mean everything to me.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;What are you afraid of?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I miss you so very much.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;No, that can\u2019t be my baby.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Just five more minutes.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;No! You can\u2019t die on me now!&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;That\u2019s the cheesiest pickup line I\u2019ve ever heard.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Put. The. Weapon. Down.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;What are we doing here?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Do you trust me?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;That sounds painful.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;Are you even listening to yourself?&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I\u2019m not speaking to you anymore.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I can\u2019t believe you missed that.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;That was a bad plan.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;That looked easier on TV.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I\u2019ve never heard that one before.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<li><small>&#8220;I didn\u2019t know you could do that.&#8221;<\/small><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stuffofoddities: Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging: &#8220;My parents know.&#8221; &#8220;Don\u2019t go.&#8221; &#8220;You\u2019re under arrest.&#8221; &#8220;Just let me die.&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m pregnant and it\u2019s yours.&#8221; &#8220;Make me.&#8221; &#8220;Kiss me you idiot.&#8221; &#8220;I didn\u2019t do it.&#8221; &#8220;That isn\u2019t mine.&#8221; &#8220;Marry me?&#8221; &#8220;Truth hurts, don\u2019t it?&#8221; &#8220;Be mine.&#8221; &#8220;You owe me.&#8221; &#8220;Just relax.&#8221; &#8220;I already regret &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/14\/put-one-of-these-in-my-askbox-to-see-how-my-muse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20871"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}