{"id":20886,"date":"2013-11-14T01:12:46","date_gmt":"2013-11-14T01:12:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/14\/gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee\/"},"modified":"2013-11-14T01:12:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-14T01:12:46","slug":"gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/14\/gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"*gnaws on Daniel* I brought you coffee."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spacemonkeysg1.tumblr.com\/post\/66922141482\/gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee\">spacemonkeysg1<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/66919501336\/gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/spacemonkeysg1.tumblr.com\/post\/66919036500\/gnaws-on-daniel-i-brought-you-coffee\">spacemonkeysg1<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Marry me. We can live forever as platonic spinsters.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I can\u2019t; I need the sex. Find me a way to get the sex and I might change my mind.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A three way marriage.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Weirder things have happened. Suggestions for the third?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>spacemonkeysg1: iamthefirechild: spacemonkeysg1: Marry me. We can live forever as platonic spinsters.\u00a0 I can\u2019t; I need the sex. Find me a way to get the sex and I might change my mind. A three way marriage. Weirder things have happened. Suggestions for the third?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2219],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20886"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20886\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}