{"id":20908,"date":"2013-11-13T20:18:59","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T20:18:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/13\/im-not-expecting-this-to-go-anywhere-good\/"},"modified":"2013-11-13T20:18:59","modified_gmt":"2013-11-13T20:18:59","slug":"im-not-expecting-this-to-go-anywhere-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/13\/im-not-expecting-this-to-go-anywhere-good\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2764 (I’m not expecting this to go anywhere good — but funny, oh yes)"},"content":{"rendered":"

sirpercivalofcamelot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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sirpercivalofcamelot<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Percival woke up to find an unknown presence in his his bed. \u201cAAHHHH!\u201d Percival scrambled and stumbled out of bed, doing his best to take the sheets with him for a covering and failing miserably. He saw who it was and relaxed slightly. \u201cOh. It\u2019s you. Come to torment me some more.\u201d\u00a0Oh, lovely, I\u2019m still naked.\u00a0<\/em>He wrestled a length of sheet from the woman.\u00a0Oh no. She\u2019s beautiful, isn\u2019t she? Oh, no.\u00a0<\/em>He quickly and rigidly sat back down on the bed, gathering more sheets into his lap, just in case.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Percival\u2019s shriek \u2014 it was an awfully girly shriek for someone so big \u2014 startled Summer right out of a lovely sound sleep. She\u2019d been warm, and safe, and happy; and now she was cold, and decidedly worried, and much more awake than she wanted to be. The knight scrambled away with all the covers, leaving her entirely uncovered, and she flailed around, trying without much success to hide the relevant bits of her anatomy behind her hair.<\/p>\n

“What the hell is going on?!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I don\u2019t know! You\u2019re the one in\u00a0my bed!\u201d\u00a0<\/em>Oh, blast, now she was naked. He scrambled back off of the bed, shielding his eyes and still holding the sheets to his lap, to go to the linen cupboard. He tossed a blanket behind him, trying his best not to look back. Oh, great, now she\u2019s seen my arse. Oh gods, and I\u2019ve seen her\u2026 other parts of her anatomy. Dammit. Damn it all.\u00a0<\/em>“What are you even doing<\/em> here?! And why couldn\u2019t you just use a pillow?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

His \/internal\/ panic was giving her a headache, much less the external flailing. Snatching the blanket — well, the chivalry of the knights of Camelot was not exaggerated at least — Summer bundled herself up in it and scrambled out of the bed. “There. I’m not in your bed any more. Can you please stop shrieking?”<\/p>\n

Then the funny side of the situation struck her — those words, their reactions, his sheer outraged innocence — and Summer leaned against the wall and laughed herself breathless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sirpercivalofcamelot: iamthefirechild: sirpercivalofcamelot: Percival woke up to find an unknown presence in his his bed. \u201cAAHHHH!\u201d Percival scrambled and stumbled out of bed, doing his best to take the sheets with him for a covering and failing miserably. He saw who it was and relaxed slightly. \u201cOh. It\u2019s you. Come to torment me some more.\u201d\u00a0Oh, … Continue reading \u2764 (I’m not expecting this to go anywhere good — but funny, oh yes)<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2396,2351,2395,1385],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20908"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}