{"id":21016,"date":"2013-11-12T05:09:28","date_gmt":"2013-11-12T05:09:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/12\/you-did-that-on-purpose-10\/"},"modified":"2013-11-12T05:09:28","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T05:09:28","slug":"you-did-that-on-purpose-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/12\/you-did-that-on-purpose-10\/","title":{"rendered":"-You did that on purpose!-"},"content":{"rendered":"

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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Summer clasped her hands together and looked innocent. \u201cWould I do a thing like that?\u201d<\/p>\n

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Who else would have painted my toenails pink?\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Have you ever seen me paint \/my\/ toenails!? I don\u2019t even own any!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Well, who else would it have been? I don\u2019t know anybody else who would buy nail paints and isn\u2019t currently missing!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I blame \u2026 Gaius.” She wrinkled her nose. “It\u2019s a mystery to me, honestly, Merlin. Maybe you should set wards on your sleep!”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Right, and why would Gaius have nail paints?\u00a0<\/em>he rolled his eyes.\u00a0If I could do that, I would have done it on Arthur ages ago.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Oh, come on, Gaius is a skilled apothecary, he could make nail paints if he wanted.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

But why would he want to?<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Because you are an annoying little brat and deserve a comeuppance sometimes?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: Summer clasped her hands together and looked innocent. \u201cWould I do a thing like that?\u201d Who else would have painted my toenails pink?\u00a0 “Have you ever seen me paint \/my\/ toenails!? I don\u2019t even own any!” Well, who else would it have been? I don\u2019t know anybody … Continue reading -You did that on purpose!-<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2409,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21016"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}