{"id":21186,"date":"2013-11-10T06:26:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T06:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/10\/xavierrud-sirmordred-thedruid-im-fucking\/"},"modified":"2013-11-10T06:26:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-10T06:26:55","slug":"xavierrud-sirmordred-thedruid-im-fucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/10\/xavierrud-sirmordred-thedruid-im-fucking\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud.tumblr.com\/post\/66544821737\/sirmordred-thedruid-im-fucking-shorter-than-both\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">xavierrud<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sirmordred-thedruid.tumblr.com\/post\/66544715687\/xavierrud-yeah-man-search-it-on-google-thats\">sirmordred-thedruid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div>I\u2019M FUCKING SHORTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE ATTRACTIVE FUCKERS.\u00a0<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>I\u2019M 5\u20195\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>shut \/up\/ you two, summer and I are five TWO okay everyone is taller than us<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud: sirmordred-thedruid: I\u2019M FUCKING SHORTER THAN BOTH OF THOSE ATTRACTIVE FUCKERS.\u00a0 I\u2019M 5\u20195\u201d shut \/up\/ you two, summer and I are five TWO okay everyone is taller than us<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1843,1145],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21186"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}