{"id":21246,"date":"2013-11-10T01:38:57","date_gmt":"2013-11-10T01:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/10\/xav-please-say-something-horrible-to-me-so-i\/"},"modified":"2013-11-10T01:38:57","modified_gmt":"2013-11-10T01:38:57","slug":"xav-please-say-something-horrible-to-me-so-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/10\/xav-please-say-something-horrible-to-me-so-i\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Xav, please say something horrible to me so I feel better about myself.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/xavierrud-deactivated20140321.tumblr.com\/post\/66522385395\/xav-please-say-something-horrible-to-me-so-i\">xavierrud-deactivated20140321<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>&#8220;Ehm \u2014 what?&#8221;<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/1a2e5f3134ea309f9d24d8c5ec6c427b\/tumblr_inline_mw0xt3Llmg1s51obe.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Just, okay, something. Distracting. Please. I need to not think.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xavierrud-deactivated20140321: &#8220;Ehm \u2014 what?&#8221; &#8220;Just, okay, something. Distracting. Please. I need to not think.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,1843],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21246"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}