{"id":21328,"date":"2013-11-08T23:45:39","date_gmt":"2013-11-08T23:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/08\/put-one-of-the-following-in-my-inbox-for-my-muses\/"},"modified":"2013-11-08T23:45:39","modified_gmt":"2013-11-08T23:45:39","slug":"put-one-of-the-following-in-my-inbox-for-my-muses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/08\/put-one-of-the-following-in-my-inbox-for-my-muses\/","title":{"rendered":"Put one of the following in my inbox for my muse&#8217;s reaction."},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;My parents know.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Don\u2019t go.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You\u2019re under arrest.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just let me die.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I\u2019m pregnant and it\u2019s yours.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Make me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Kiss me you idiot.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I didn\u2019t do it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;That isn\u2019t mine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Marry me?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Truth hurts, don\u2019t it?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Be mine.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You owe me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Just relax.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;My parents know.&#8221; &#8220;Don\u2019t go.&#8221; &#8220;You\u2019re under arrest.&#8221; &#8220;Just let me die.&#8221; &#8220;I\u2019m pregnant and it\u2019s yours.&#8221; &#8220;Make me.&#8221; &#8220;Kiss me you idiot.&#8221; &#8220;I didn\u2019t do it.&#8221; &#8220;That isn\u2019t mine.&#8221; &#8220;Marry me?&#8221; &#8220;Truth hurts, don\u2019t it?&#8221; &#8220;Be mine.&#8221; &#8220;You owe me.&#8221; &#8220;Just relax.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,2456],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21328"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}