{"id":21412,"date":"2013-11-07T23:27:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T23:27:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-3\/"},"modified":"2013-11-07T23:27:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T23:27:20","slug":"are-you-threatening-me-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-3\/","title":{"rendered":"“Are you threatening me?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d<\/em> he smirked. I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid her face in her hands. “Don\u2019t be \u2014 don\u2019t \u2014 I won\u2019t.”<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Merlin stared at her in confusion. Don\u2019t what? I\u2019m not trying to be cute. I\u2019m being serious.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I said okay! It\u2019s just ice cream, they make more.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yes, but not around here, not for another 1200 years. I can only get this when I go to another time and someone else gets it for me since I don\u2019t have any of their money.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I hate it when you make sense. Will you just let it go?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d he smirked. I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0 “Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid … Continue reading “Are you threatening me?”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21412"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}