{"id":21416,"date":"2013-11-07T23:08:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T23:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-5\/"},"modified":"2013-11-07T23:08:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T23:08:55","slug":"are-you-threatening-me-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-5\/","title":{"rendered":"“Are you threatening me?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d<\/em> he smirked. I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

She spluttered. \u201cDon\u2019t touch the hair!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Then don\u2019t touch the ice cream without permission.<\/em> He folded his arms across his chest.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“You can\u2019t eat that much by yourself, come on, Merlin. I was just protecting you from a stomachache.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I wouldn\u2019t have gotten a stomachache. Believe it or not, I do know my limits.<\/em> He sighed, Besides, it was more that you took it without permission than anything else.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Oh, oh, now you are being cute, this is not fair, Mer~lin.” She hid her face in her hands. “Don’t be — don’t — I won’t.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: iamthefirechild: wordlesswarlock: That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d he smirked. I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0 She spluttered. \u201cDon\u2019t touch the hair!\u201d Then don\u2019t touch the ice cream without permission. … Continue reading “Are you threatening me?”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21416"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}