{"id":21423,"date":"2013-11-07T22:45:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-07T22:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-7\/"},"modified":"2013-11-07T22:45:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-07T22:45:20","slug":"are-you-threatening-me-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/07\/are-you-threatening-me-7\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Are you threatening me?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wordlesswarlock.tumblr.com\/post\/66314145561\/are-you-threatening-me\">wordlesswarlock<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d<\/em> he smirked. <em>I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>She spluttered. &#8220;Don&#8217;t touch the hair!&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wordlesswarlock: That depends on your definition of \u201cthreaten,\u201d he smirked. I\u2019m just telling you that if you take my ice cream again, I won\u2019t be responsible for whatever hair color you wake up with the next morning.\u00a0 She spluttered. &#8220;Don&#8217;t touch the hair!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2467,197],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21423"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21423"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21423\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}