{"id":21605,"date":"2013-11-05T19:12:40","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T19:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/i-woke-up-an-hour-ago-and-already-its-a-crap\/"},"modified":"2013-11-05T19:12:40","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T19:12:40","slug":"i-woke-up-an-hour-ago-and-already-its-a-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/i-woke-up-an-hour-ago-and-already-its-a-crap\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I woke up an hour ago and already it’s a crap day.<\/p>\n

how the fuck you guys don’t all hate me I don’t know. you should. I;m an annoying pestiferous opinionated bitch who is entirely too obsessive. I keep track of waaaaay too many of y’all’s schedules and do the time conversions in my head to know when people are going to be around so I can bother them and force them to pay attention to me.<\/p>\n

yeah I;m just going to go over here now and pull this hole in after me don’t mind me<\/p>\n

I’m not actually sure I can do this any more.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I woke up an hour ago and already it’s a crap day. how the fuck you guys don’t all hate me I don’t know. you should. I;m an annoying pestiferous opinionated bitch who is entirely too obsessive. I keep track of waaaaay too many of y’all’s schedules and do the time conversions in my head … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[109],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21605"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}