{"id":21648,"date":"2013-11-05T04:38:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T04:38:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/how-drunk-are-you-right-now\/"},"modified":"2013-11-05T04:38:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T04:38:06","slug":"how-drunk-are-you-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/how-drunk-are-you-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;How drunk are you right now?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/pratentious-deactivated20140404.tumblr.com\/post\/66065960091\/how-drunk-are-you-right-now\">pratentious-deactivated20140404<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dWhy? Does it show on my face?\u201d Drunky drunk.<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/8ae128884bd0c46ca7ff2fff9839e8ee\/tumblr_inline_mvrwnkYKCh1s9838g.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;It really kind of does, my lord.&#8221; She gestures to her nose. &#8220;About the eyes, I think.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>pratentious-deactivated20140404: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dWhy? Does it show on my face?\u201d Drunky drunk. &#8220;It really kind of does, my lord.&#8221; She gestures to her nose. &#8220;About the eyes, I think.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2351,2463],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21648"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}