{"id":21687,"date":"2013-11-05T02:43:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-05T02:43:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/consultinsociopath-iamthefirechild-excuse\/"},"modified":"2013-11-05T02:43:55","modified_gmt":"2013-11-05T02:43:55","slug":"consultinsociopath-iamthefirechild-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/consultinsociopath-iamthefirechild-excuse\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/consultinsociopath.tumblr.com\/post\/66055391559\/iamthefirechild-excuse-you-im-on-the\">consultinsociopath<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/66034164618\/consultinsociopath-is-there-ever-anything-fun\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Excuse you, I\u2019m on the computer all day.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/48e2bd935b93f3b527fc885f9f6c2f5a\/tumblr_inline_mvrgvthmTH1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/01d9a1def457b852fa54a46147aab816\/tumblr_inline_mvrr7eD0b81s6aixg.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Computers are boring. Don\u2019t you ever I don\u2019t know go look at dead bodies and try and figure out how that person died?! That\u2019s fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Why would I need to look at the body to do that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/233c178e14175330cdefe2f1af06c0f4\/tumblr_inline_mvrrkixGUV1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is how I make my living, Sherlock, on the computer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>consultinsociopath: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Excuse you, I\u2019m on the computer all day.&#8221; &#8220;Computers are boring. Don\u2019t you ever I don\u2019t know go look at dead bodies and try and figure out how that person died?! That\u2019s fun.&#8221; &#8220;Why would I need to look at the body to do that?&#8221; &#8220;This is how I make my living, Sherlock, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/05\/consultinsociopath-iamthefirechild-excuse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1512,1620],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21687"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}