{"id":21730,"date":"2013-11-04T22:34:24","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T22:34:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/flatmate-au-9\/"},"modified":"2013-11-04T22:34:24","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T22:34:24","slug":"flatmate-au-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/flatmate-au-9\/","title":{"rendered":"flatmate!au"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sirmordred-thedruid.tumblr.com\/post\/66031928568\/flatmate-au\">sirmordred-thedruid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/66031637282\/flatmate-au\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>[text to: magic hands] no can do, my brain doesn\u2019t work that way. I don\u2019t know how you haven\u2019t all been killed in your sleep. that doesn\u2019t change the fact that he wouldn\u2019t even understand. I don\u2019t know what his type is but I\u2019m not it.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] and you have no idea how upset that makes me.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><em>[text: Arthur\u2019s girl] Yeah neither do I, perhaps it\u2019s the fact I sleep with a gun under my pillow.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>[text: Arthur\u2019s girl] I know darling, it hurts, I\u2019ve been there but if I am to be honest \u00a0I am not the one to talk to about this stuff. I have the emotional range of a teaspoon.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] if you have the emotional range of a teaspoon (you don&#8217;t) why are you giving me sympathy? anyway I help people they don&#8217;t help me<\/p>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] did you get your arm free?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sirmordred-thedruid: iamthefirechild: [text to: magic hands] no can do, my brain doesn\u2019t work that way. I don\u2019t know how you haven\u2019t all been killed in your sleep. that doesn\u2019t change the fact that he wouldn\u2019t even understand. I don\u2019t know what his type is but I\u2019m not it. [text to: magic hands] and you have &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/flatmate-au-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">flatmate!au<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,2006],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21730"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}