{"id":21817,"date":"2013-11-04T00:53:18","date_gmt":"2013-11-04T00:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/sirmordred-thedruid-iamthefirechild-and-then\/"},"modified":"2013-11-04T00:53:18","modified_gmt":"2013-11-04T00:53:18","slug":"sirmordred-thedruid-iamthefirechild-and-then","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/sirmordred-thedruid-iamthefirechild-and-then\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/sirmordred-thedruid.tumblr.com\/post\/65948767096\/iamthefirechild-and-then-her-stomach-growls-and\">sirmordred-thedruid<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65944314198\/sirmordred-thedruid-iamthefirechild-rwyn\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>And then her stomach growls and the whole moment is ruined. \u201cAre you sure,\u201d she says mournfully, looking down, \u201cI can\u2019t bite you just a little bit?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201c<strong>Y<\/strong>ou can bite me all you like, after you\u2019re done eating.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You \/just\/ said I was not to bite your ribcage.&#8221; Summer pokes him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>sirmordred-thedruid: iamthefirechild: And then her stomach growls and the whole moment is ruined. \u201cAre you sure,\u201d she says mournfully, looking down, \u201cI can\u2019t bite you just a little bit?\u201d \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cYou can bite me all you like, after you\u2019re done eating.\u201d &#8220;You \/just\/ said I was not to bite your ribcage.&#8221; Summer &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/04\/sirmordred-thedruid-iamthefirechild-and-then\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2006,104],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21817"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}