{"id":21938,"date":"2013-11-03T09:58:37","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T09:58:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/03\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every\/"},"modified":"2013-11-03T09:58:37","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T09:58:37","slug":"whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/03\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every\/","title":{"rendered":"What\u2019s my prize? (yes, you will regret this. every meme you post, I will never leave you alone)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/maidensknight.tumblr.com\/post\/65875931486\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every-meme\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">maidensknight<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65837788910\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every-meme\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/maidensknight.tumblr.com\/post\/65821479412\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every\">maidensknight<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><small><code>Put \u201cWhat\u2019s my prize?\u201d in my ask.\u00a0I\u2019ll use a\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.random.org\/\" title=\"RANDOM.org\">random number generator<\/a>\u00a0and your character gets a free pass to\u2026:<\/code><\/small><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"post_title\"><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/077832928259fa824485f2df7bdc172e\/tumblr_inline_mvnmsygUfP1sqwauh.png\" \/><\/span><\/div>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong><small><code>17. Put my character in an embarrassing costume.<\/code><\/small><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/994baa2fe0f4cfcc5a69c0d96fbbef44\/tumblr_inline_mvnmznMkl61sqwauh.png\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cWell, I suppose it could have been worse.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She just laughed at him. \u201cYou just want me to give you all the answers, and nothing in return! Offer me something, my lord, and we\u2019ll see.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dI\u2019m afraid I\u2019ve nothing of worth to offer you, m\u2019lady.\u201d Gwaine replied with a sigh, untying the gambeson the rest of the way, before he shrugged it from his shoulders and tossed it on top of his chain mail. Bare from the waist up, he reached for the gown. He raised both his brow and her dress to her, puzzled. \u201cShouldn\u2019t the lowering of my dignity suffice as payment?\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It took her entirely too long to remember to breathe again. Hastily she picked up the chain mail from the floor, pretending it was the weight of it that made her breathless. &#8220;It&#8217;s true, this is quite a forfeit you&#8217;re paying.&#8221; She glanced up to him, eyes dancing. &#8220;&#8216;Tis said in the lower town that no man can drink you under the table, nor, hmm, no maid refuses you her bed. Which says to me,&#8221; she grinned, &#8220;that you spend far less time under armour than you would have me believe.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>maidensknight: iamthefirechild: maidensknight: Put \u201cWhat\u2019s my prize?\u201d in my ask.\u00a0I\u2019ll use a\u00a0random number generator\u00a0and your character gets a free pass to\u2026: 17. Put my character in an embarrassing costume. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cWell, I suppose it could have been worse.\u201d She just laughed at him. \u201cYou just want me to give you all the answers, and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/03\/whats-my-prize-yes-you-will-regret-this-every\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">What\u2019s my prize? (yes, you will regret this. every meme you post, I will never leave you alone)<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2351,2563,2400,2562],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21938"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21938"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21938\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21938"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21938"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21938"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}