{"id":21988,"date":"2013-11-03T03:44:48","date_gmt":"2013-11-03T03:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/03\/wheres-my-kiss-cariad\/"},"modified":"2013-11-03T03:44:48","modified_gmt":"2013-11-03T03:44:48","slug":"wheres-my-kiss-cariad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/03\/wheres-my-kiss-cariad\/","title":{"rendered":"“Where’s my kiss, cariad?”"},"content":{"rendered":"

sirmordred-thedruid<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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xregicide-deactivated20140812<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dA<\/strong>nd why should you get one?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Have you ever tried to run in skirts?” Summer ripostes. “I hardly think it is any easier. But now the truth is out \u2014 it is not that you are afraid I will get hurt, only that you fear my laughter!” At home, she is a proper battle maiden, with armour and weaponry of her own. But she doesn\u2019t tell him that. After all, she hasn\u2019t touched those things in years.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cC<\/strong>an\u2019t say I have,\u201d he tells her honestly, \u201cI don\u2019t spend my time hoping to try on ladies clothing.\u201d The knight scoffs, \u201ca fear of\u00a0your<\/em> laughter? Oh darling you are sorely mistaken.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“That’s good, since I fear I laugh at you quite a lot. Go, go!” she tells him. “You’ll be late. I will keep from the field today, for your poor honour’s sake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

sirmordred-thedruid: iamthefirechild: xregicide-deactivated20140812: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dAnd why should you get one?\u201d “Have you ever tried to run in skirts?” Summer ripostes. “I hardly think it is any easier. But now the truth is out \u2014 it is not that you are afraid I will get hurt, only that you fear my laughter!” At home, she … Continue reading “Where’s my kiss, cariad?”<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2351,2580,2025,2581],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21988"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}