{"id":22044,"date":"2013-11-02T21:12:58","date_gmt":"2013-11-02T21:12:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/02\/crawls-under-a-rock-alex-alex-whyyyyyy-mostly\/"},"modified":"2013-11-02T21:12:58","modified_gmt":"2013-11-02T21:12:58","slug":"crawls-under-a-rock-alex-alex-whyyyyyy-mostly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/02\/crawls-under-a-rock-alex-alex-whyyyyyy-mostly\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>*crawls under a rock* alex, alex, whyyyyyy<\/p>\n<p>mostly when I get obsessed with someone they&#8217;re \/older. than me, or at least the same age!<\/p>\n<p>somebody shoot me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*crawls under a rock* alex, alex, whyyyyyy mostly when I get obsessed with someone they&#8217;re \/older. than me, or at least the same age! somebody shoot me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2493],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22044"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}