{"id":22244,"date":"2013-11-01T02:31:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T02:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/01\/do-you-still-have-a-use-for-your-hand\/"},"modified":"2013-11-01T02:31:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T02:31:00","slug":"do-you-still-have-a-use-for-your-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/01\/do-you-still-have-a-use-for-your-hand\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Do you still have a use for your hand? &#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Probably as much use as you have for your sex drive,&#8221; she tells him sweetly. &#8220;I&#8217;m not poaching, settle \/down\/, soldier boy. You&#8217;ve staked your claim quite clearly.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Probably as much use as you have for your sex drive,&#8221; she tells him sweetly. &#8220;I&#8217;m not poaching, settle \/down\/, soldier boy. You&#8217;ve staked your claim quite clearly.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,2025],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22244"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}