{"id":22250,"date":"2013-11-01T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T00:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/01\/touch-my-boyfriend-and-you-wont-have-a-hand-to\/"},"modified":"2013-11-01T00:52:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T00:52:00","slug":"touch-my-boyfriend-and-you-wont-have-a-hand-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/11\/01\/touch-my-boyfriend-and-you-wont-have-a-hand-to\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Touch my boyfriend and you won&#8217;t have a hand to touch anything with&#8221; he tells her with a smile."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oooh, I&#8217;m shaking in my boots &#8212; oh wait, I&#8217;m not wearing any boots.&#8221; Summer gives him a wry face. &#8220;How if I smack \/your\/ ass, then?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Oooh, I&#8217;m shaking in my boots &#8212; oh wait, I&#8217;m not wearing any boots.&#8221; Summer gives him a wry face. &#8220;How if I smack \/your\/ ass, then?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1620,2025],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22250"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22250"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22250\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}