{"id":22353,"date":"2013-10-30T21:20:17","date_gmt":"2013-10-30T21:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/30\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\/"},"modified":"2013-10-30T21:20:17","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T21:20:17","slug":"text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/30\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\/","title":{"rendered":"[text to: magic hands] I&#8217;m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merlinyouspookyservant.tumblr.com\/post\/65551570701\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\">merlinyouspookyservant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65551326745\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/merlinyouspookyservant.tumblr.com\/post\/65550997356\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\">merlinyouspookyservant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65550818175\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/geluisms.tumblr.com\/post\/65546112084\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\">geluisms<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa.<\/p>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] I\u2019m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth.<\/p>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] thank god y\u2019all are on the same floor or I\u2019d worry about getting you home<\/p>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] do they make vegan hot dogs?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] I think that they do.<\/p>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Don\u2019t buy a lot though.<\/p>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] I\u2019ll probably be the only one to eat them.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] what\u2019s mordred\u2019s fav food?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Let me ask really quick. I\u2019ll let you know in a minute.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: magic hands] I should introduce you guys to something weirdly american except I can&#8217;t think of anything<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>merlinyouspookyservant: iamthefirechild: merlinyouspookyservant: iamthefirechild: geluisms: [text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Uhm. You could make pigs in a blanket? Buy a lot of freaking chips and salsa. [text to: Arthur\u2019s Girl] Oh and cocktail mixes. [text to: magic hands] I\u2019m not paying for what I can make perfectly well myself. Cocktail mixes, forsooth. [text to: magic hands] &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/30\/text-to-magic-hands-im-standing-in-the-grocery\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text to: magic hands] I&#8217;m standing in the grocery store and I have no idea what to even buy for this party<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,2652,1620,1308],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22353"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}