{"id":22464,"date":"2013-10-29T00:06:08","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T00:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/29\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-19\/"},"modified":"2013-10-29T00:06:08","modified_gmt":"2013-10-29T00:06:08","slug":"hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/29\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-19\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hey, our common friend the coffee monster told me to come and talk with you.&#8221; Clint chuckles and sits down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nestinghawk.tumblr.com\/post\/65382621497\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">nestinghawk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65381359370\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nestinghawk.tumblr.com\/post\/65380770407\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">nestinghawk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65366931680\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he\u2019s afraid he\u2019ll screw it up if he tries to \u2026 make his friends be friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh right, of course he wouldn\u2019t drink anything else.&#8221; Clint sighs. &#8220;How expensive is it? Should I even think about ordering it? &#8220;The archer thinks for a while before getting up to start pacing.&#8221;This is where it gets weird if you don\u2019t know what I\u2019m talking about. I know lots about Tony but not this Tony. And SHIELD I don\u2019t know what to say about it.&#8221; He grimaces just at the thought about SHIELD.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Let me guess,&#8221; she says. &#8220;This isn\u2019t the worldspace you were born in. You\u2019ve got hurled through dimensions somehow.&#8221; She considers him for a minute. &#8220;Tony will tell his own story. You\u2019ll have to ask him. But what do you want to know about me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The assassin looks relieved at not needing to explain it. \u201cThat\u2019s mostly it I think, not sure yet. I went to sleep one night and woke up here. I have never met you before and Tony\u2019s different, that I should know.\u201d He ponders for a while about what to ask before coming up empty. \u201cI don\u2019t know what to ask to be honest. I\u2019m not a friendly nor social being really.\u201d He looks at her a bit awkwardly.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Well, why don&#8217;t you sit down, and if you come up with something, I&#8217;ll be right here, and you can ask.&#8221; Summer pats the couch beside her, giving Clint an appealing look. &#8220;Tony tells me you&#8217;ve been getting very close to him,&#8221; she says, implying with her tone what kind of &#8216;closeness&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nestinghawk: iamthefirechild: nestinghawk: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he\u2019s afraid he\u2019ll screw it up if he tries to \u2026 make his friends be friends?&#8221; &#8220;Oh right, of course he wouldn\u2019t drink &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/29\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-19\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Hey, our common friend the coffee monster told me to come and talk with you.&#8221; Clint chuckles and sits down.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22464"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}