{"id":22466,"date":"2013-10-28T23:46:43","date_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:46:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/28\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-20\/"},"modified":"2013-10-28T23:46:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-28T23:46:43","slug":"hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/28\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-20\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Hey, our common friend the coffee monster told me to come and talk with you.&#8221; Clint chuckles and sits down."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nestinghawk.tumblr.com\/post\/65380770407\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">nestinghawk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65373726571\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nestinghawk.tumblr.com\/post\/65367858027\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-to\">nestinghawk<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/65366931680\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he\u2019s afraid he\u2019ll screw it up if he tries to \u2026 make his friends be friends?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I just called him genius and mentioned that I wouldn\u2019t want to get between him and his coffee. Don\u2019t know, I would like to know you better though, both of you.\u00a0 I didn\u2019t leave any coffee actually. damn. What\u2019s his favorite brand?\u00a0&#8221; Clint\u2019s planning on dropping by the shop before going back to bother him.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You might need to go a bit farther afield than the corner shop, honey,&#8221; Summer teases. &#8220;Tony gets Kona coffee delivered from Hawai\u2019i every couple of months.&#8221; She closes the screen down and folds her hands under her chin. &#8220;So what do you want to know that you can\u2019t find in the SHIELD files?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh right, of course he wouldn\u2019t drink anything else.&#8221; Clint sighs. &#8220;How expensive is it? Should I even think about ordering it? &#8220;The archer thinks for a while before getting up to start pacing.&#8221;This is where it gets weird if you don\u2019t know what I\u2019m talking about. I know lots about Tony but not this Tony. And SHIELD I don\u2019t know what to say about it.&#8221; He grimaces just at the thought about SHIELD.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Let me guess,&#8221; she says. &#8220;This isn&#8217;t the worldspace you were born in. You&#8217;ve got hurled through dimensions somehow.&#8221; She considers him for a minute. &#8220;Tony will tell his own story. You&#8217;ll have to ask him. But what do you want to know about me?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nestinghawk: iamthefirechild: nestinghawk: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Oh yeah? Were there specifics? Did you leave him with plenty of caffeine?&#8221; Summer glances up from her laptop, grinning. &#8220;Or is this him doing that thing where he\u2019s afraid he\u2019ll screw it up if he tries to \u2026 make his friends be friends?&#8221; &#8220;I just called him genius and mentioned &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2013\/10\/28\/hey-our-common-friend-the-coffee-monster-told-me-20\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;Hey, our common friend the coffee monster told me to come and talk with you.&#8221; Clint chuckles and sits down.<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,23],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22466"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}